Okay so I had some generous people offer me BTC online to get the windows binary version working, and I DID see someone offer a BTC bounty to get the windows binary working, so I've fluffed around for the last 2 days on a windows virtual machine to build some win32 binaries.
http://ck.kolivas.org/apps/cgminer/cgminer-1.5.4-win32.zipHopefully people appreciate the effort.