I just imagine some auction hall with a slick auctioneer selling off chunks of 10k btc.   Bidding starts at five million do I have five and half we do and do we have 6 hummblah humblahh blah blah blah blah SOLD for seven and a half million.

Like this --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxLxdgae-dY but with bitcoins and crappy looking rich neck beards (no classy cowboy hats)... the auctioneer is the same.