Which God told him it's ok to steal it?
Well if it's the one where you drink the wine and chew the wafer,
he just has to fess up to some pedophile priest in a booth and all will be forgiven....
Yeah but they're not Catholics AFAIK and converting to Catholicism is a pain in the ass (no pun intended, I swear to God). I think it's easier to join one of the prosperity cults that say wealth is the will of God or just create their own church. Actually some of those "character witness" statements sound like they do have their own cult.