Very clever but I hate to break it to you - your shitcoin does not represent crypto. It represents what's wrong with many (most?) shitcoins: entitled petulant pimple-faced knuckleheads pretending to be somebody they're not and thinking that everybody else is too dumb to see through you. In real crypto there is no need for your fallacious appeal to emotion. But when you can't do crypto - e.g. sign a message - then fallacies is all you got.