OK - how about this.

I've rated you as a "spambie". Initially because you have a lot of posts, and no merits. So why haven't you got any merits?

The first thing is the use of all caps in the thread title. You may think that it makes your thread look important, but what it really says is " I haven't got much to say that is of use, so I'm going to shout it out". Opening the thread presented me with a great wall of text, and the initial few lines were just gratuitous comments that are similar to the preample to most merit pseudo-begging threads, so I didn't bother to read the rest.

I think this may be the sentiment behind TMAN's comment.

Dammit - I've just noticed that this is my 5,000th post. I could have marked that milestone with something a bit more memorable.