What's funny is I remembered this thread, posted 3 years and 3 months ago about Amph:

Amph, the useless user!

OP was spot on!


xtraelv's find for worst poster beats mine:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=1645048

Name:   krizpogi18
Posts:   2662
Activity:   224
Merit:   0

Hasn't been active since the 6th though, has yet to see the exciting new developments!
I started a thread about a formula I developed to determine Worthiness of Poster, but in retrospect I now think the total score should be divided by your rank on the forum (Newbie=WoP/1, Legendary=Wop/7):

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5033479

krizpogi18 still holds the title for worst poster according to my formula.