LOL - So let me get this straight:

1.  You claim you've done research, but don't know how much BTC you need

2.  You have NO collateral

3.  You have NO reputation

4.  You were a complete ass to people who were asking about collateral (an expectation of ANY loan, Ƀ or otherwise), and then had the nerve to tell them they're "trolling" you.

You, sir, are an idiot.  Thank you for wasting the time of any poor sap who had the misfortune of clicking on this topic.