This is a really dumb idea considering Starbucks is already planning on accepting Bitcoin as a means of payment. If you want to shill Electroneum with a publicity stunt it should be one that provides a bit of substance, similar to the Bitcoin pizza guy you are imitating.
And what things of substance would you suggest? The hallmark of good criticism is being able to provide a better alternative to the parts that are wrong.
If you can help me with this, correct me where I am wrong (and when I'm wrong I wish to be proved so, so I may become right!), and I will gladly incorporate your contributions and thank you for them, that's what community is for.
Besides, with the One hour payment times, and extremely high fee. No one is buying Coffee with bitcoin anytime soon, and Lightning network is a long long way away, but that's OK, Bitcoin isn't a transactional currency for little things like groceries and buying coffee. Bitcoin is the Gold standard, the Store of value Crypto. It's the gold in Crypto fort nox.
ETN has all the pieces to do what I need it to do, for this test trial RIGHT now. And is a legitimate company here in the good old United Kingdom with a doorstep and accountable leadership.