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Gut feeling however agrees that you cannot merely say 'products shipped' when everyone is expecting miners to ship. I don't think we even knew about other product types did we?
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Ken never claimed that he shipped miners.  He said that he shipped "products."  This was interpreted as "miners" by zum & Stu, and as "toilet paper" by the rest of us.
Why lie when folks like Stu are around?