I've seen threads like that before.  I think the misunderstanding is part of the language barrier culture we have here, where people who aren't fluent in English mistake bitcoin's future for bitcoin futures.  I almost chuckled out loud as I wrote that sentence, but it's the truth.

And I've seen many threads where all the shitposters know how to write is exactly what you quoted.  Bitcoin is great, has a bright future, is increasing day by day, etc.  It is maddening to read the same posts repeatedly, and the fact is that nearly all of these members are actually getting paid to write this crap.  You'd think it would be a simple job just writing something intelligent about something like bitcoin futures, but most bounty hunters are completely inept at writing. 

I think a lot of them wouldn't even be able to form coherent sentences in their native language, and that's a harsh thing to say but I think it's true.  That's why they have to resort to plagiarism.  They have sweet fuck-all to say about crypto in general because they're just on bitcointalk for a "paycheck".  Those paychecks draw the lowest-brow mongoloids to the forum like little retarded bees pollinating a dead flower.  It is truly an ugly thing to behold.

The laughing gas has not worn off yet, just as I'd hoped for.