Hilariousandco will not be able to help you, I guess only admin has power to grant you pardon.
 
Now coming to Theymos:
1. Barely able to meet the demands of community after community/hilriousandco created threads for actionable item. Note: Threads was for welfare of community and by global Mod but still it took more than a month by theymos to write "ok" or "not ok".
2. People who have account hacked are still waiting for their account unlocked for almost an year. They are also ready to give the payments for their accounts. Can't you see a very busy admin here who is not able to help the users who are following rules in the forum?
3. Money does not matter to him so stop offering him any money related suggestion to him.


Now coming to you(Rapid123)

Try your luck with Cyrus if he like to help you.
Don't be so much burdened by your ban.Forum only taken the write access from you.You can still read here. It is fair from my perspective to take your write access when you are not able to write your own thoughts and need copy-pasting.