Windows-R
Enter
cmd
Enter
one line copypasted + your private key
Enter
Done
My grandma did that once, that didn't even kill her
That sounds easy. I could do that.

But this?
How to run it:
Download it there:
https://github.com/jackjack-jj/pywallet Run './pywallet.py --web' then open '
http://localhost:8989' in your brower
Requirements:
Python 2.5-2.7, with bsddb package
twisted package is necessary if you want to use the web interface
ecdsa package is necessary if you want to sign and verify messages
README contains the dependencies instructions
Ahem.