NUKE THE WHALES!!!
They have to build the stealth bombers so Trump can invade Canada!
Well, what do you expect?
We can't just let them get away with having all that ice.
Don't forget the Maple syrup, god damn Canadians have been manipulating the Maple Syrup market by hoarding the stuff for decades! B-2's will level the playing field and give Americans access to the Canadian Ice and Maple Syrup market!
How else to defend the new tourist beaches along the Northwest Passage?
Just think of the girls in bikinis....
You know you don't want them talking Ruskie.
Just our usual mix of English and Spanish.