If Bitcoin's the man of the cryptoworld then all other currencies are his bitches. So why don't we call them bitchcoins instead of alt coins

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Your suggestion is not professional, and it is hundred times worst than the word altcoins. Someone in his or her right senses wouldnt be using words like that in business. This is business and not a play ground, so we are not here to talk about whether a name is boring or not, all we care about is where we can invest our money and make profit from it. And in case you dont know, the word altcoins is a short form for alternative coins.