What if you replace the word "random" with "shit just happens". Would that change your conclusions about evolution?
The problems with that are:
1. Science always looks for a reason;
2. "Shit just happens" doesn't match evolution theory.
Now that you know that evolution is a hoax, why are you so against admitting it? I might think that you have something against me personally, but once in a while, in other threads, you even side with me now and again, against something else.
Since my conclusions about evolution are the thing that every scientist knows in his heart when he deeply considers things like cause and effect versus random, what conclusion?
Evolution is a hoax!

What if you replace the word "random" with "God made it happen this way" and have the physical data to back up your conclusions?