nobody read this massive wall of text
Confirmed.
tl;dr
It doesn't matter whether the Ethereum people make it 10000 BTC per ETH or 0.0000000000001 BTC per ETH, because both the amounts mined and the amounts deposited in the developer fund are proportional to the number of ETH bought, not what their price was.
For instance, let's say it's 10,000 BTC per ETH, and 500 BTC is given to Ethereum and co.
0.05 ETH (500 BTC / 10,000 BTC) is then given to the preminers investing (0.225 X), and in the first year and every year after, ~0.09 ETH (0.400 X) will be mined by miners.
In a way it's as if Ethereum is just saying, "If you can't understand our premine distribution scheme, don't invest because, to you, it's now more expensive. Except it's not."
(tbh I didn't read what he wrote either, but I assume this is what he's talking about)