Careful, he's military. He could rip both your arms off and leave no trace of violence.
You can't keep a good idea down. The peace sign circumnavigated the globe in 2 days before the internet. Or two weeks maybe. At any rate, if I remember rightly, the peace sign was invented by Bertrand Russell as a symbol for nuclear disarmament by combining naval semaphore code for N and D. How this relates to all the relevant things that V8 says I'll never know.
What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Milliners Academy, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Haberdashers College, and I have over 300 confirmed fascinators.
I am trained in tweedy capping and Im the top hatter in the entire fashion trade. You are nothing to me but just another bald mannequin. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the runway, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fedoras across Panama and your pate is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, sailor. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can stove pipe you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in boater-bowler, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Boss of the Plains and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit tam oshanter all over you and you will drown in it.
Youre fucking dead, kiddo.