I'm not trying to be a dick or fight you on the fact that the coin is on life support, but do you know how crazy your basement conspiracy theory of a magical exchange popping up sounds?
Like I said, whether it did pop up or didn't, the fact remains the dev isn't interested in long-term support, and was never interested in support once the difficulty got high. It certainly smells of a hopeful pump/dump. And if no exchange ever existed, that only makes it more hilarious of a failcoin. This is one of the few altcoins with not even 5 pages of threads yet.