I'm not trying to be a dick or fight you on the fact that the coin is on life support, but do you know how crazy your basement conspiracy theory of a magical exchange popping up sounds?
That's my problem too. This coin is totally useless at the moment. It cannot be dumped. Dev has zero profit from it.
No exchange popped up at all! What's more, it is impossible at the moment, since block confirmation is extremely slow.
I still don't understand what is this whole thing about. This coin isn't good for anyone. Miners has no revenue, dev neither, pools can't do anything with collected fees and even if someone wold like to print out a gift card, he/she could not use it, since nobody accepts it.
What is the point of this slow and agonizing death with zero profit?