Would we be speaking about a miracle, if CROC (CrocodileCash) reappears again in less than one year, with a new homepage and some new skills, other than a hardfork, where
all the older coins are swaped using some mad SWAP rate (50,000:1

), like some other devs have done, leaving the older investors at the rain?

We'll see... start the counter.
For my part, I'm getting heavily into assembly programming because I find it interesting (and it has points of overlap/interplay with Linux/Unix and C/C++). I had a few courses in college and university using C++ (and it was the first programming language I learned ... but only moderately in-depth at that point -- also learned/used some Java, VHDL, assembly for Motorola processors, and SQL and related stuff on data structures, databases, graphics, search algorithms, number theory, etc ). I recognize that higher-level languages like Python, Ruby, and TCL are useful because they make building stuff less of a chore (e.g., websites using frameworks or Ruby on Rails) but I kind of dig the first-principles and rigorous kind of stuff.
Just to indicate context, most bitcoin-derived cryptos are written in C++.
So guys, I hope the DEVs are prepairing something solid for the future of this old new coin.
The only one who ever called his-or-herself a developer for CROC was Gizzard and he's MIA. Others are interested parties only. I am very interested in CROC but maybe you should consider it to be hibernating. Croc's have a fossil-record of being around for last 55 million years; hopefully, you won't need to be so patient.
