I was thinking of raising signatures for petition to stop engendering lives of friendly neighborhood shit-posters*. This has come out as idea after seeing a increasing number of dangerous avatars roaming the boards. Their owners show total disregard for safety of FNS. There are even reports of attacks on forum nobility**. This sort of abominable behavior has to stop, you know who you are, I am not pointing any fingers (stompix, suchmoon....)
Of course petition will be organized in meta section and if it doesen't gain enough traction I will have to find clever way to put "merit" in the title.
*friendly neighborhood shitposters (FNS) - The ones which manage to call you sir 5 times in the post where they are arguing/insulting you or manage to call you sir 5 times in a post with less then 15 words or both. When you think about it both are exceptionally hard to accomplish and we should give them more credit.
** I am quite sure that I saw a report from hilariusetc/hilariousandco that he has almost been bitten, but can't manage to find it at the moment
Disclaimer: Above is my attempt to be sarcastic. I am hoping that this disclaimer wasn't necessary, especially in this topic, but after some bitter past experiences I am putting it here anyway.