I'm dying laughing at this, its a good idea, but something about it just strikes me as an elaborate joke rather than a real product.

Jokes aside, onto my real questions.
1) Have you done any testing about how humidity effects it? If the bags are water soluble and you have dry acid in the container, how long would it take to disintegrate at 50-70% humidity etc.

2) Is it a safe? Or just an open plastic drawer?

3) In general, what features does it have to keep from accidental discharge? If you bump into it with enough force, is it going to spring a small leak and destroy whatever is inside?