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It's useless to post here - people who're not wearing hats aren't taken seriously here. I stopped posting here when the first hat of the thread was designed. I've no plans of quitting FJ's generous signature campaign for a hat.

More hats = less volatility (
The Past Month, Bitcoin Has Been Less Volatile Than NASDAQ, DOW and S&P 500)
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@STT, BTW, technically our avatar does have a hat, look at it closely.