ELI5 translation?
send for McAfee. he loves that stuff shit
ftfy
Is it weird that I read it that way anyway?

Love Dilbert, never seen this one. Thx

Photoshopped of course...
Original old strip:

Shit, Oh duh, now I remember it.

Best line... (I don't know why)
"Him ask you may"
Related: Going on 6 days straight without a drop of alcohol.
Thinking of staying dry in Vegas over the weekend, for a change.
... and that's even with the price we're paying for VIP/bottle service for one of our club reservations this weekend. I'll just watch everyone else in our party get wrecked and stick to people-watching.
Can't remember a time I've been dry for this long.
Feels kinda good.
Know what I mean ? Nope! 

nope nope nope no idea
no but seriously, very impressed. good luck and have a great time
hah, beat me 2 it.

I did quit for 1 year exactly once just to prove to myself I wasn't an alcoholic after a judge ordered me to AA, which I promptly got banned from for being a disrupting influence.

meanwhile in legacy today

ROFLMFAO! good one.
Well, games on gotta take a break. trying to catch up with you guys after a few days at the poker table is like a job.

