satoshi was a guy from the future who came back in time to prevent a mass exodus from happening in 2140 by taking the power of finance away from the "horribly evil". He went back to an alternate future where he is a gazillionaire and has created a new world where anarchy rules and people are happy. Satoshi is actually a genetically engineered al paca with telekinetic powers. he won't come forward bc then his online girlfriend will find out he doesn't look anything like Johnny Depp