Well I doubt this rant would enable you get your account back any faster.
I believe there's a long line of users whose accounts were hacked (or supposedly hacked) who are waiting to be it recovered.

The system might be automated soon but for now, lots of things run very slowly.
Best to wait a feedback and as has already been stated post the signed account so DTs can leave a red trust in it to limit the activities of the hacker and warn other users.