My mouth is purdy. For him to claim it is BIG when he has never seen it or heard it speak, ruins my chances of making out with someone.
What is my mental health worth?
The trademark image of you licking your boob with your purdy mouth is RUINED !
The mental image is something like this now.

I don't think your reputation will ever recover from this.
Even I am traumatized by it. Will you start a class action for traumatized survivors ?