Welp, my bank just screwed me. I have apparently been depositing too much fiat from private sales and they just told me no more. They are supposed to contact me with an official statement later today, but not expecting anything. This completely sucks.
Exhibit #4032 on why shitcoins are useless. Not only are transaction validators designed to centralize in every single one destroying the thing they're supposed to derive any value prospect from, even if they weren't designed to centralize, you still just convert to fiat and store it in a legacy Jewish banking facility anyway.
It was already obvious shitcoins do not get rid of banks even with all the conmen claiming they do for the same reason people put money in banks instead of stuffing it under their mattress. They want to outsource responsibility to someone else. That and they want the money to be locked up into some type of legal trust for things like next of kin wills and such.