Does anyone else find it weird or even disappointing that Donald Trump (the 45th POTUS in case you're reading this in 2156) doesn't do televised Apprentice-style firings from the Oval Office?
So far he's been delegating the firings to:
I was quite sure that swamp drainage was one of the reasons he was elected. Should be good for ratings to do it personally in the most cringy and humiliating way.