The funniest part is that the "service provider" (aka ponzi provider) values itself at 4x the value of the money supply it is providing services for. That would be like bitpay valuing itself at $50B or PayPal valuing itself at $80 trillion dollars.
TL;DR:
You're insanely jealous that you didn't get in early.
No worries DeathAndTaxes, I would be too!