Wow dude, that's the first time someone reminded me of those posts!
Oh wait, it's not! I've responded to this before, but you didn't really bother to actually read the threads or even the OP, did you? Reading is exhausting, isn't it, so I'll quote my post for you.
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Hmmm yes. That's spectacular investigative journalism, man. Did it occur to you (even for a second) that replying to these nonsense posts with complete sarcasm was exactly the purpose?

Surely you did notice that, back then, I couldn't even participate in signature bounties, because I was still a Newbie.

Eventually I quit the sarcasm and started reporting these posts. Mostly not because it was spam, but because people like you didn't understand my replies were meant to be sarcastic.
Oh but please go on with your list. Surprise us.
You are probably living in one of those countries where sarcasm hasn't been imported yet, so I forgive you. Please also tell me what a spamer is. My dictionary doesn't recognize it.
So, do you actually have something useful to add to my proposition for getting rid of spam? Or do you just like cutting of the heads of people who stick their necks out?
Oh and don't forget to report my posts to the mods!
(DISCLAIMER I've hidden a bit of sarcasm in this post)