What WILL come..... as a direct result of this Conference.... is going to blow YOUR minds..... and knock your alpaca socks off!
.......much sooner than you think!
You were just mocking yourself, right? Just imitating how you sounded before the failed conference. right? RIGHT? Please tell me you didn't mean it serious?
You sound like:
The conference was a SUCCESS! I repeat there are NO FAILURES in our CONFERENCE!