@Ibian: "Lifehack don't go down on girls". You sound like a muslim, you know? Maybe reevaluate, depending on the girl.
@QuestionAuthority: "I fear going down on a girl that I think is clean". I think you can validate your assessment of cleanliness quite soon, unless you have a serious cold. Amended lifehack: don't go down on a girl you don't know if you have a serious cold!

I only go down on Muslim truck drivers, but only when they haven't got out their driving seat for 12 straight hours and the ambient temp remains above 40c.
The musky film they sport is truly heavenly, better than the finest foie gras.
For your hat, based on this post, I selected the colours Azure, Purpure and Or from the list of heraldic colours, approved by His Majesty's College of Arms. Oh, and I added a few misplaced commas, to make you wonder.

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