What's going on? Why the price is not yet 10,000$, and not even 1,000$

Through all the good confirmed Cho-Cho-News I bought champagne and ordered a whole truck-charge of harlots home. Now I can't even pay one of them, 'cause it's not cho-cho-ing and they will scratch me the eyes out.

C'mon please.

Not even anywhere near 835,00$. This could not be! It must be some kind of manipulation...