I love you poor man!

I don't know what button bounty you're talking about, but when I was a kid, I wanted to be an astronaut! I don't know English and I don't know cryptography-coding-ets. So I think you should take me on the team! Can't I be an Advisor?!
And your english is pretty good for not knowing it! What language are you a master of? In your new role as advisor, would you be able to potentially translate our announcement thread?
