Just picked up some food at the local 7/11, and noticed they are selling some kind of electronic security gadget. Push a button to call for help to your location.
This is a safe country, and a safe part of the country. I wouldn't have imagined there was a market for something like this. Something fucky going on.
they also sell other devices (not at 7-11s though) that you aim at the problem, pull a trigger and the problem goes away.
well, aside from cleaning the mess up. minor inconvenience compared to the original problem of course.