Won't lie that I need money for biz etc; Condom broke, I didn't pull out, here I am a week later experiencing a serious burning sensation. Just need 0.012 btc to rush to the hospital and get some medication. Should repay it when my salary arrives, on 2nd Dec. Sounds bizarre but true! Got nothing worthy to act as collateral. Don't be too hard on me folks. 
Btc address: 1DZq4h8FrHT7ypUKkqbbzk8ZWuBC5K6rHQ
Btc address: 1DZq4h8FrHT7ypUKkqbbzk8ZWuBC5K6rHQ
Thanks for the quick laugh. I really needed it.
Seriously, no one is going to give you a sat unless you provide valid collateral that is 120% of what youre asking.