Why don't we celebrate in Amsterdam?
Very friendly city for all kinds of people.
Temprature
Temperature is quite good in summer. That's not an excuse imo.
There's really only one option secure enough and extravagant enough - Salyut 3, the only space station to have ever been fitted with an operational weapon.
Definitely no farting though.
We could make up our own laws in space too. Like no central banking and no shitcoins.