Unfortunately, your computer is stranded in the Shanghai. I spoke to the carrier, they said they made a pitstop there because they felt incredibly hungry and had a huge craving for scorpion tails. Our company policy, and your ebay agreement clearly states that shipping companies are responsible for the amount of time they spend eating scorpion tails, so I believe sir, you are to wait until they have had enough tails and are ready to get back on the road.

Cheers.