SovietCoin - All your coins go to the government

BitcoinCoin - Coins lose 50% of their value every week

TheismCoin - Balences are controlled by a central deity or deitites

AtheismCoin - Balences are controlled by the laws of physics

EinstienCoin - All balences are relative

I1Coin - Actually lasts more than a week

LiquidCoin - 33 minute blocks and pump-and-dump optimizing difficulty adjustment

FredCoin - 90% of coins are premined

3DCoin - Cool 3D graphics of each coin

noiCtiB - Doesn't compile

ForkCoin - Each node sets its own rules. Blockchain forks are encouraged.