I found a good ones on the internet xD

.What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

 What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.

 What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.