I apologize, I have been on the forum for a year and a half, and only once did it, I didnt like it, I was drunk. This is my only salary, unlock me, please, I promise, I will never do that. Sorry again. My login is Dzhus
I agree to incur punishment, but not banned forever, I beg.
I do not understand anything, I did not write these messages, I am writing in Russian.
maybe I got hacked, but I already changed my password.
Slow down OP! I'm struggling to keep up over here! Every time I upload my bingo card to imgur you jump in with yet another excuse.

Look on the bright side though - you just SMASHED the previous record of four excuses in one with a record NINE boxes on the bingo card. You have narrowly missed out on making a 5-box row, column or diagonal though, so there is still plenty to play for!