The true optimist 
Now you know, if you're going to create a world-changing cryptocurrency: don't carpool.
Now you know, if you're going to create a world-changing cryptocurrency: don't carpool.Quote
the white paper refers to a we.
That seems to be quite common in scientific papers.You can’t say you didn’t picture the scene.
Satoshi[0] I have got core running have you all got it working
Satoshi[1:5] Yes!
Satoshi[4] I’m hungry, fancy a (whatever satoshi likes: ice cream, chocolate cake, coffee)
(All get in a car)
(Too hyped from getting bitcoin core to work, the driver floors it and forgets the work on the road ahead)...
[they all survive obviously - I don’t want to be added to any registers]
Undergrads make the discoveries in science and their funding supplier or funding getter normally take the credit for it. It’s not malpractice it normally counts towards 1/14th of the undergrads degree...