Jesus Christ, it sounds like you were reading stories about people giving their history of getting buttfucked and thought some of it might fit in here as an excuse for plagiarism.  That alone is a good enough reason in my eyes why you should never be unbanned.

And this account is yet another one registered in October 2017, that month and year that keep reappearing in situations like this.  Something's awry at the Circle K, methinks.  Anyway, I'm just waiting for B-I-N-G-O and then I'll have my amusement for the day.