What's the rationale behind the Bitcorn halving by the way? Why not some sort of continuous curve that converges to zero?
To give us a wee thrill to look forward to every few years?
Perhaps Satoshi was a shameless showman after all. Everyone loves a cliffhanger.

I'd rather be poor and have a full head of hair than be rich and bald
At the age of 43 or whatever I am mine's just starting to fray.
I wouldn't mind at all if it was turning into a widow's peak, that's a good look, but mine's only going directly in the centre of the forehead which looks fucking awful so I'm going to wind up looking like the victim of a driveby lobotomy.
Weird how just a few square cm on one portion of your skull turns you from someone normal-looking to a drooling goon.