Had to shave my head for years and im not even 30 yet, the only person who really gives a shit about your hair is you. If that doesn't make you feel better - you can always get xHomerx10 to make you a hat
Thank you for the thought.
However I do have one compelling reason to retain a mop - hyperhydrosis. I can start gushing sweat from every pore just wiggling my fingers and hair catches enough of it to be bearable. If I was full cue ball I'd have to keep a towel draped over my head 24/7.
Hair implants have advanced *A LOT*. A problem you can solve with a couple of BTC (at current prices) is not a problem.
Summat a bit undignified about that and they often look more than a little off. I'll wait for a pill that regrows it all. That'll probably kill me ten years down the line.