I'm sure you're well aware there's a bell curve for human intelligence and I'm sure the intelligence and/or knowledge of bitcointalk rules, culture, and how things usually go down in ban appeal threads among plagiarists also has a normal distribution.  This guy is obviously a 2-sigma, left-tail idiot for doing what he did here. 

Can't say I'm unhappy about that, however.  Wish more of of these copy/pasting simps were this ignorant.