So as stated I am new and dazed and confused and frustrated and disgusted and happy and frustrated all at the same time. So I just discovered this new(guess that's a relative term) thing called the deep web. I'm sure this has been discussed but I'm lazy so here goes. After finding the wonderfully disgusting word of darkweb I soon found that bitcoins are the currency so after figuring out what they are(sorta) and edumacating myself on this so called crypto currency I figured I needed some, I was well on my way to 10 tabs err I mean 5 grams grr some merchandise paid for with crypto currency right up until I started to actually buy some. WTF is with this crap and none of that it's buying non reusable currency with reusable currency crap, it's not that damned hard to buy stamps. I think I have around 6 paper wallets what ever the hell that is and still can't figure out how to put any frucking bitcoins in them. Each time having to register at a new site trying to get some bitcoins having to signup for a wallet that I can't figure out how to fill with bitcoins. I read a good place to go for newbs is coinbase well I started there and absolutely refuse to pay $800 something for a measly ass .25 bitcoins when a full 1. bitcoin is worth that according to Google currency plus I am new and not looking to spend that much on a process I have no clue to how it works or if it works or.... Then there is the anonymity factor that all these sites want my damned bank account to transfer this ridiculous amount of money into seeming small amount of bitcoins. So I thought this crypto currency was supposed to be anonymous but every one wants me to sign in blood to get these goddamned bitcoins. I am by far computer illiterate, or so I thought, but this is all new and frustrating to me and I am well equipped and knowledgeable enough to be able to skirt my way through assembly language and find what I need to find when I am looking for it, though the majority of this is mostly long forgotten. SO MY QUESTION/s is are there any places to simply get bitcoins and for reasonable prices? Is there somewhere that shows how much dollars X amount of bitcoins is going to cost me so I can shop around and compare finding the cheapest bitcoins at least cheaper that other places so I get the most bang for my buck? Is there any easier safer more anonymous ways of getting these bitcoins? Face to face isn't really an option as no one in my town of around 7,000 is going to have any and driving 80 miles out of my way to meet some sketchy dude to buy this thing that I have no idea how it works doesn't seem that enticing as meeting sketchy people is what I am trying to get away from. I want something like ebay where I can just click least amount of money to greatest in order with the most bitcoins available somewhere near the top of the page for the least amount of money. Also a check out as simple as ebay would be awesome. Help, hint's, suggestions?