You might want to split that post up - its an eyesore. go to localbitcoins and grab coin there - its at a premium but its probably more anon than using an exchange.
He said he lived in some hick town with 7000 people and it's 80 miles to the nearest city and he didn't want to do that.
It's still pretty hard to get BTC anonymous nowadays all the exchanges demand identification because of the money laundering laws. The only anonymous way to buy BTC apart from localbitcoins to buy BTC at a Bitcoin ATM but there are less than 5 of them in the world today.
You could also buy BTC on an exchange and then launder them through a tumbler site or by buying altcoins on one exchange and then selling them on another exchange for BTC so the coins are not connected (tainted) to the coins you bought on an exchange. But then the authorities could still ask what you did with those coins when they suspect you of buying drugs.