Are you seriously telling me he was aiming that at you ... get real. Nobody could accept that explanation because you never said anything like that.
I don't see it attributed to anybody, that's the point. It's a clearly sarcastic exaggeration. Quotes are in quote tags. Double quotation marks can be used among other things...
to introduce a word or phrase used as an ironic comment, as slang, or as an invented or coined expression
https://www.apastyle.org/learn/faqs/use-double-quotesWhere is he hiding anyway letting you come here for him. Bring him here I want to speak with him directly. Hiding up is not helping his case.
He's like 300 pounds, there's no way I can lift him.